Confusion hits as the unexpected happens.

So I decide to search DeviantArt for wallpapers, and what greets me?

Happy ... Birthday, Spring Equinox, April Fool's, Labour Day, Independence Day, etc! Whatever you're celebrating, deviantART has a gift for you!

For the next seven days, deviantART has especially chosen YOU to surf the largest art community on earth in style; with a FREE one week trial subscription.

There is no catch, no strings attached, nothing!

Wasted, all wasted, all these extra fancy features that I never use, there're enough blog sites in the world, I have my own website, what do I need this extra stuff that I wasn't prepared to pay for, for?

I don't know, I'm not much of an artist, quite frankly my work's so shit no-one wants to comment. Good going DeviantArt, why couldn't you give it to some budding artist who has been craving it but can't afford it?

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I'm in a remote location away from the zombies.